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MEN. she’s single. she’s online. she’s dating. she’s wants your measurements including wallet size and other important sizes. i am so not making fun of her. she said this out loud and installed an app for it. i have witnesses. male witnesses.
as the discussion on dating "peaked", i had to inform her i don’t date and that i’m an amoeba. this frustrated her. she told me to get a lot of batteries. i have a witness. these words were uttered on both sides.
yes. this really happens to me. i would point to the witnesses but they’re gentleman and well, they didn’t ask to be a part of the conversation. she talked to us. i swear, we were just sitting there. and it’s me. it’s totally me. these things happen to me.