Lex Fonteyne’s Ultimate Guide to Internet Dating

Lex Fonteyne’s Ultimate Guide to Internet Dating

Lex Fonteyne knows more about internet dating than Aristotle ever knew about microwave ovens. Probably. Nevertheless, Lex Fonteyne has taken the opportunity to compile this wonderfully marvelous guide to the disconcerting world of internet dating. Want to know how to pick a site? How to write a profile that may or may not alienate prospective dating partners? How to choose a profile pic that won’t make you look like Uncle Phil in a duck mask? Want to avoid cliches? Want to know what it means when a woman says “Looking for Prince Charming” in her profile? (It means she’s severely brain-damaged.) All this and so much more in the guide that someone in Cincinnati once referred to as “better than cold spaghetti on a rainy Tuesday.”Lex Fonteyne knows more about internet dating than Aristotle ever knew about microwave ovens. Probably. Nevertheless, Lex Fonteyne has taken the opportunity to compile this wonderfully marvelous guide to the disconcerting world of internet dating. Want to know how to pick a site? How to write a profile that may or may not alienate prospective dating partners? How to choose a profile pic that won’t make you look like Uncle Phil in a duck mask? Want to avoid cliches? Want to know what it means when a woman says “Looking for Prince Charming” in her profile? (It means she’s severely brain-damaged.) All this and so much more in the guide that someone in Cincinnati once referred to as “better than cold spaghetti on a rainy Tuesday.”

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