How many of you secretly wish you were dating a midget?

Question by dead fundie: How many of you secretly wish you were dating a midget?
How many of you have midget fantasies? Or dream of dating a short man with tiny hands and feet? What role would your religion play in your decision to date a midget (or not)?

Best answer:

Answer by angieee doherty
omg, me. like all the time.

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