An Irish blond in a casino?

Question by : An Irish blond in a casino?
> Kathleen an attractive Irish blond
> from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a
> little intoxicated
> and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the
> dice.
>
> She said,
> ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier
> when I’m
> completely
> nude’.
>
> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice
> and
> with an
> Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new
> clothes!’
>
> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
> squealed…’YES! YES!
> I WON, I WON!’
>
> She hugged each of the dealers
> and then picked up her winnings and her
> clothes and quickly
> departed.
>
> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
> Finally, one
> of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’
>
> The other answered,
> ‘I don’t know
> – I thought you were watching.’
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY –
>
> Not all Irish
> are drunks,
> not all blonds are dumb,
> but all men…are
> men.

Best answer:

Answer by hersheygrl
haha…that was a good one!

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